McCartney's first involvement is to be stripped by Saha

He's an American, qualified to play for Wales because he has a Welsh grandmother, who was on the bench against Switzerland.

As the seconds tick down, Belgium are literally playing in time that doesn't exist.

Disappointment forever lurked just beyond the edges of her joy, ready to spring like a ravenous cougar.

Don't you want to kiss me?' she asks.She smiles just a little, a hopeful, sweet smile, but buried in it is that confidence that slays me.

Failure is fantastic, because you meet yourself and get to know your limitations. This is how I express myself, and I can't do it any other way.

Always trust your gut and your intuition will steer you right, every time.

It often is a terrible insult to some families if one of the kids turns out to be an artist and that's one way to really shake up the family if you haven't got nerve enough to turn into a homosexual.

I'm in crisis. I'm about to bump with a five-foot chino-chicano.

I would cancel dialysis to be in the [hopefully upcoming Firefly] movie.

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

I'm the guy doing calisthenics. I'm doing jumping jacks and deep knee bends. I work out like a British person.

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?