McGovern is so far left that he is in danger of falling off the earth.

I may not be Hispanic, but I'm close. I'm Catholic with a mustache[]

Those who work ought to live better than those that don't.

Never go to war unless your willing to win.

Martin Luther King is a notorious liar[]

God is a book I can no longer read.

Identical twins do not possess identical souls.

Just because I'm a writer doesn't mean that my personal experiences are embellished. Every life has a story.

An anarchist is someone who doesn't need a cop to make him behave.

Grace is not something for which I must look in my heart. It is in the heart of God.

The purpose is not that you might get more of the Holy Spirit, but that the Holy Spirit might get more of you.

Oh, that feels good! I don't know who invented ties and then insisted a man was only properly dressed when he wore one, but if I ever meet him, I'll strangle him with his own invention

We are going to put out a boxed set thing, but I don't want to do it yet. I want to wait until we're 45 and we're bitter and broke. Then, we'll put out the comprehensive Ween boxed set.

I just want people to know that if they want to change the direction of the country, they can do it, but only if they're active, informed, and engaged.

You are all angels, you guys know that right?