McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart

Had it not been for slavery, the death penalty would have likely been abolished in America. Slavery became a haven for the death penalty.

Buttons ... check. Dials ... check. Switches ... check. Little colored lights ... check.

When we have dealt with bin Laden and his network we will then broaden the campaign to go after other terrorists all around the world.

I love the way you love, but I hate the way I'm supposed to love you back.

Painting is the pattern of one's own nervous system being projected on canvas.

I'm asked, what about criminal prosecution of those on wall street? You know what, it's probably because none of them committed any crimes. They just made some incredibly bad decisions.

If I'm successful in fooling a wire service, I don't really have to do anything else to promote the story.

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud.

It is wisdom to think upon anything before we execute it.

Imperfection clings to a person, and if they wait till they are brushed off entirely, they would spin for ever on their axis, advancing nowhere.