Me, I was already jaded and tarnished, skeptical that a fantasy world could keep reality at bay.

Everytime I look at a zebra, I can't figure out whether it's black with white stripes or white with black stripes, and that frustrates me.

Love is not a because, it's a no matter what.

The human capacity for burden is like bamboo- far more flexible than you'd ever believe at first glance.

There are two ways to be happy: improve your reality, or lower your expectations.

There's always going to be bad stuff out there. But here's the amazing thing -- light trumps darkness, every time. You stick a candle into the dark, but you can't stick the dark into the light.

You can't look back - you just have to put the past behind you, and find something better in your future.

Until this moment, I had not realized that someone could break your heart twice, along the very same fault lines.

The wolves knew when it was time to stop looking for what they'd lost, to focus instead on what was yet to come.

If you have a sister and she dies, do you stop saying you have one? Or are you always a sister, even when the other half of the equation is gone?

‎Pick ten strangers and stick them in a room, and ask them which of us they feel sorrier for - you or me - and we all know who they'll choose.

There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.

Over and over I marvel at the blessings of my life: Each year has grown better than the last.

Listen, I have to spend every single day living with me, so I know for a fact; I'm lovely, I'm completely lovely.

The Socialists can scheme their schemes and the Liberals can dream their dreams, but we, at least, have work to do.

This is my life homie, you decide yours

All pleasure should be a little bent, don't you think?

Andy [Murray] is one of the premier workaholics. He's given himself a lot of opportunities through that.

I have given God countless reasons not to love me. None of them has been strong enough to change Him.

I will attack no matter what and win the war!

Because the truth sometimes hurts," I said. Yeah," he said. "So do lies, though.