Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.

Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.

When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.

People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.

I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

She's vibrator dependent.

I thought I was the last American weirdo then I met Chris Chandler.

I do not like the situation but will endure. It is only for awhile.

Find mentors to help you out. Always be on the lookout for friendly allies, willing to help and support you. Be willing to help others out too, when asked. What goes around, comes around.

Past beings interact with present ones because life and death are a continuum and expiration entails no loss of vital essence.

Texting is a lot like an answering machine. If you don't want to talk to somebody, it's like screening your calls. To me, it's a way of communication, but not one that I favor.

As for how criticism of Keats' poetry relates to criticism of my own work, I'll leave that for others to decide.

The songs are my lexicon. I believe the songs.

We make progress in society only if we stop cursing and complaining about its shortcomings and have the courage to do something about them.

Love starts when people don't need it and ends when they need it the most.

It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.

I suddenly said, 'I'm sick of losing'. After that, I trained hard and I never lost there again.