Me and Paul (Dean) will probably win forty games (they won forty-nine).

Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat.

If Satch (Paige) and I were pitching on the same team, we would clinch the pennant by July fourth and go fishing until World Series time.

Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss?

All ballplayers want to wind up their careers with the Cubs, Giants or Yankees. They just can't help it.

It ain't bragging if you can do it.

Let the teachers learn the kids English. Ol' Diz will learn the kids baseball.

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?

I only went to the third grade because my father only went to the fourth and I didn't want to pass him.

I was blessed with a strong arm and a weak mind.

The opportunity of studying history, is the opportunity to experience empathy.

The virtue of adversity is fortitude which in mortals is the heroical virtue.

This is really a twin tragedy both for the people who were misled over there and for those of us who were misled over here.

Your success will have everything to do with how you perceive yourself, because how you perceive yourself is how others will perceive you, too.

In the old days, the media is who held people accountable when they lied in politics. That isn't happening anymore.

Dhoni is the best captain India ever had

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a sub-prime fish loan and you're in business, buddy.

For the last year his grandma had been slipping in and out of reality. One minute she was as clear as a bell and the next she was calling him Simon. Who was Simon? He had no idea.

People like eccentrics. Therefore they will leave me alone, saying that I am a mad clown.

In books I converse with men, in the Bible I converse with God.