Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

Billionaires’ working hours are twenty-four seven. They don’t wait till Monday.

There is strong shadow where there is much light.

On the morning after the daring theft of a priceless James Ensor painting from the Grand Palais in Paris, I was allowed to leave the Les Halles Police Station after only a few hours of questioning.

People who dream of something bigger and better are good role models.

When men cease to believe in God, they will believe in anything

I don't have any tattoos but I've thought about getting Ernie, from Bert and Ernie, on my earlobe. He made a big impression on me as a kid. And I have pretty big earlobes.

Nerd girls are the world's greatest under-utilized romantic resource.

I think there probably was a time when I was less provocative. That's when I was married.

The brain happens to be a meat machine.

National pride is to countries what self-respect is to individuals: a necessary condition for self-improvement.