Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Anything is possible as long as you're focused, determined and you really want to do it.

A man who does not honor the company of his true friends will never see the light of true love.

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover is yourself.

I actually do mind having a photo taken because it's one o'clock in the morning and I'm off my face.

To me, all writing is like music. And especially dialogue. I studied music in college; that is what I wanted to be, a composer. Acting got me sidetracked.

Health requires this relaxation, this aimless life. This life in the present.

The IPCC - and all the mainstream media and environmental extremists who cite it uncritically - really have become a joke in the scientific community.

Anticipation! It occurred to him that his anticipation was more pleasant to him than the experiencing.

I don't give a damn about the civilians.

I just really wanted to be myself. I wanted to be sassy, the attitude, all these things that I am.

On Friday noon, July the twentieth, 1714, the finest bridge in all Peru broke and precipitated five travelers into the gulf below.