Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open." Have you been watching Oprah again?

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

As many of you know I travel a good bit and do not get to see my friends and family as much as I would like.

The damned cats like pushing the reset button on my computer.

Drink from the well of yourself and begin again.

Love is the problem of an animal who must find life, create a dialogue with nature in order to experience his own being.

Home runs usually come in bunches for me. If I'm feeling good and I'm on time, I can drive the ball even more.

I would love to play cricket today, with all - I am not just talking of money - the opportunity you get, the practice facilities, the amount of time you are able to put into preparation.

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be.

For heaven's sake, all you fool speak not in the name of God, for He has his own tongue to speak!

Heroes like you always have a weak spot. We just have to find it, and then we can kill you. Won't that be lovely? Have a cheese 'n' Wiener!

The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand