Meaningless combinations of words do not suddenly acquire meaning simply because we prefix to them the two other words ' God can'.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair.

He read me extracts from a medical journal describing the progress of a staphylococcus aureus infection. And then he pleasured me with a potato.

Socialism and SF are the two most fundamental influences in my life.

Build other females up and only compete with yourself.

You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love...I love...I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.

You get frustrated when you don't win and when you're not successful. You have to keep battling. You don't give up. You don't start second guessing yourself.

Never to have occasion to take a position, to make up one's mind, or to define oneself - there is no wish I make more often.

Flying has opened up new horizons for tennis.

Internet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.'

Content without style is propaganda or adolescence. Style without content is decadence.