Measure what is measurable, and make measurable what is not so.

Measure what can be measured, and make measurable what cannot be measured.

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.

I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.

The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with senses, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use.

The laws of nature are written by the hand of God in the language of mathematics.

Knowing thyself, that is the greatest wisdom.

To understand the Universe, you must understand the language in which it's written, the language of Mathematics.

In the sciences, the authority of thousands of opinions is not worth as much as one tiny spark of reason in an individual man.

To be humane, we must ever be ready to pronounce that wise, ingenious and modest statement 'I do not know'.

Star, pillows don't attack dogs, " Sam said."Or anything else, " Turtle added.

I'm uncomfortable when I'm comfortable ... I can't help it it's my personality.

But it is not really difference the oppressor fears so much as similarity.

The key to No-Limit... is to put a man to a decision for all his chips.

Passion can’t sustain itself forever.

What we sow in youth we reap in age; the seed of the thistle always produces the thistle.

My comedy is romanticized laziness.

Cats are like insects. They should be left outside to clean up the garbage.

Courage doesn't know what's around the corner, but goes around it anyway.

Accustom a people to believe that priests, or any other class of men can forgive sins and you will have sins in abundance.