Measurements is your saving grace if you want to raise steam.

And the people of Ankh-Morpork are so thirsty for novelty that the whole city is, you might say, hurrying the future along for the sheer joy of watching its progress.

After all, if you can't trust governments, whom can you trust?

Anger was a weapon to be honed and treasured and used only at the moment yielding most premium.

In Ankh-Morpork you can be whoever you want to be and sometimes people laugh and sometimes they clap, and mostly and beautifully, they don't really care.

Once you tell a man he's pretty, there's no taking it back. They think they're pretty all the time, and I suppose, in a way, they are. It's got to do with believing it.

Ex-Fidelity mutual fund manager Peter Lynch was certainly brilliant in one respect: he knew to get out when the gettin' was good.

The aim of a college education is to teach you to know a good man when you see one.

I live by the beat like you live check to check. If you don't move your feet then I don't eat, So we like neck to neck.

I wanted to go into art history. Acting fell into my lap when a neighbor took pictures of me and showed them to an agent.

Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?

You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million PowerBall lottery? ... Former Democrats

The proverbial wisdom of the populace in the street, on the roads, and in the markets instructs the ear of him who studies man more fully than a thousand rules ostentatiously displayed.

I love winning and any team I'm on, I expect to win.

We, peopling the void air, Make Gods to whom to impute The ills we ought to bear; With God and Fate to rail at, suffering easily.