Media used to be one way. Everyone else in the world just had to listen. Now the internet is allowing what used to be a monologue to become a dialogue. I think that's healthy.

Even today, in our progressive times, in most movies that come out, the men have to have biceps and the women have to be thin or something.

My dad never blew anything up, but he probably had friends who did. He and my mom have always preached that the pen is mightier than a Molotov cocktail.

It's less about what you do and more about who you are doing it with.

If you're going to put yourself above everybody else, you might end up alone.

The Sun is such a lonely star. Whenever he comes out to see his friends, they all disappear.

The most valiant thing you can do as an artist is inspire someone else to be creative.

If you know which way the current is going, you can use it to your advantage.

The Internet is allowing us to get back to what's really more natural, which is that storytelling is a shared thing. It's our natural way to be communal.

When I was Younger, I wanted to be something.Now, I just want to be younger.

I'm tired of being tired of being tired of being.

If you want people to to think, give them intent, not instruction.

The ingenuity of the average worker is sufficient to outwit any system of controls devised by management.

Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.

Anywhere I can be with my family

All men are loyal, but their objects of allegiance are at best approximate.

I always love to do my own stunts when they let me, right?

The Universe is either expressing a miracle or is pregnant with the next one.

The sad thing is many people learn how to manage money after they've made a lot of financial mistakes, some that take decades to fix.

They oughtta change Black History Month to Black Progress Month and start measuring it.

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.