Medical science is as yet very imperfectly differentiated from common cure-mongering witchcraft

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

Any foolish boy can stamp on a beetle, but all the professors in the world cannot make a beetle.

Pity womankind, but never a woman.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

I've never had a mentor. I've always wanted one. I'm actually really disappointed that nobody took my under their wing.

... anybody with the brains and energy to become a teacher ought to want to become something better.

I did not say history was bunk. It was bunk to me . . I did not need it very bad.

To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.

Enjoy the necessities of life but eschew the excesses.

I don't think you can spend too much time as an artist believing what other people think.

You don't have to be wealthy to run for mayor. I'm a Green Party candidate running for mayor and I'm being taken seriously.