Medicine is the means by which we poor feeble creatures try to keep from dying or aching.

The noblest art is that of making others happy

Fortune always favors the brave, and never helps a man who does not help himself.

How were the receipts today in Madison Square Garden ?

No man ever went broke overestimating the ignorance of the American public.

The common man, no matter how sharp and tough, actually enjoys having the wool pulled over his eyes, and makes it easier for the puller.

You can fool most of the people most of the time.

To me there is no picture so beautiful as smiling, bright-eyed, happy children; no music so sweet as their clear and ringing laughter.

Money is good for nothing unless you know the value of it by experience.

Money is in some respects like fire; it is a very excellent servant but a terrible master.

When a man is in the right path, he must persevere.

Everything I learned I learned from the movies.

Cribbage, n. A substitute for conversation among those to whom nature has denied ideas.

The imperative is to define what is right and do it.

Iran doesn't have any soldier in Syria, so how could Iran help me ?

The sower of the seed is assuredly the author of the whole harvest of mischief.

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.

Sometimes journalists ask me, "What's the message?" There is no message. I think that fiction should not be trying to give messages. Just tell a story.

The joy about the recording is that you are your own boss. You don't have a director telling you how to do it.

You never display your character more clearly than when you speak about the character of others.

Why, courage then! what cannot be avoided 'Twere childish weakness to lament or fear.