Mediocre products with great sales teams always beat great products with mediocre sales teams.

The impact on a customer of a bad buying decision is usually greater than the impact of a salesperson of a lost deal.

Sales and marketing need to be joined at the hip, and aligned around the customer.

Sales pays for the company. Employees who don't “get” that are part of the problem.

He of all people knew how negative thinking could sabotage things.

Everything is going to be all right. Miracles happen everyday.

Perfectionism sucks the air out of your uniqueness and leaves you empty, away from who you could become.

Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye, particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.

The revolution is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters.

Johnny Depp is probably the best actor.

I judge people on how they smell, not how they look.

I love performing. I can get to be that person I always wanted to be - godlike.

To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

Furthermore, unlike Man's other great good friend the horse, the cat is no sweating serf of Man. The only labor she condescends to perform is to catch mice and rats, and that's fun.