Mellow is the man who knows what he's been missing

If you want toget the most outof a sketch, youneed to leave bigenough holes forthe imaginationto fit in.

I think I was always an old soul, even as a teenager.

Life: I'll never understand it.

The Hamptons are usually filled with what I had hoped to leave behind in New York City.

I went to Congress to change the policies of our country. I did not go to change the behaviors of members of Congress.

I've never heard of William Craig. A debate with him might look good on his resume, but it wouldn't look good on mine!

I have this burgeoning reputation for playing a scumbag.

Data by itself is not useful. Data is only useful if it can be applied for public benefit.