Memories are like moonbeams; we do with them what we want.

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.

You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.

It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master.

I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone.

I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.

I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone.

The most dangerous worldview is the worldview of those have not viewed the world.

That which is worth telling is not worth having.

I've not cooked Christmas dinner since 1982.

If you don't get out of the box you've been raised in, you won't understand how much bigger the world is.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I had been practicing for the Depression a long time. I wasn't involved with loss. I didn't have money to lose, but in common with millions I did dislike hunger and cold.

No Roman ever was able to say, 'I dined last night with the Borgias'.

I am proposing to create another kind of business, based on "selflessness" that is in all of us. I am calling it social business.

The necessary consequence of an egalitarian program is the decidedly inegalitarian creation of a ruthless power elite.

cooking is the most succulent of human pleasures.