Memories - you can't escape them, but you can't let them rule you either.

You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee.

Leandros's favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow.

Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

We all have our security blankets in this world. Some are just sharper than others.

There are a lot of truths in this world. When it rains it pours. It's always darkest before the dawn. He who smelt it dealt it.

Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.

You're the little spoon, aren't you?

Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.

Why is it always the world? Why is it never just half a block? Or Jersey? You know, something we could live without?

People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.

If this constant bitter disappointment was love, then I was perfectly fine not to have anything to do with it.

Mathematics effectively began when a few Greek friends got together to talk about numbers and lines and angles.

Sad to say, negative advertising really works.

Before I point a finger at anyone, I have to point it at myself first.

Emotions are enmeshed in the neural networks of reason.

I was actually disappointed because I thought the mistakes I made is that people misinterpret my passion for anger.

You're always looking for roles and other creatives who are going to be challenging to you, because you're always a better actor after the experience.

We need to stand together with all of the victims [ of sexual harassment] and make sure they are not silenced.

I roamed the countryside searching for answers to things I did not understand.

Could America exist without an income tax? The idea seems radical, yet in truth America did just fine without a federal income tax for the first 126 years of her history.