Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today's events.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

God is clever but not dishonest.

Try not to become a man of success but rather a man of value.

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

Even if we fall apart, even if we don't stay together, even if we Die there is this beauty about Love that keeps us alive in each others' heart, acting as a catalyst for beating the heart.

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time.

The past is fantasy, and the future is science fiction.

Modern agriculture is the use of land to convert petroleum into food.

Vanity often produces unreasonable alarm.

We are all looking for something of extraordinary importance whose nature we have forgotten; I am writing the memoirs of a man who has lost his memory.

There is always room for those who can be relied upon to delivery the goods when they say they will.

Ignorance is God's prison. Knowing is God's palace

If bad decorating was a hanging offense, there'd be bodies hanging from every tree!

That expression "positive neutrality" is a contradiction in terms. There can be no more positive neutrality than there can be a vegetarian tiger.