Men always want to be a woman's first love, -women want to be a man's last romance.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

If the world seems cold to you, kindle fires to warm it.

Indecision and delays are the parents of failure.

It was pretty common to form bands that only lasted a few years. Slint was my favorite band that I was in at the time, and I didn't realize that I was bummed out about it until quite a while later.

Do it now and avoid the June rush! Fear death by water!

The party at its best has always been a modern party.

Life isn't nearly as stable as we want it to be.

Immediate are the acts of God, more swift than time or motion.

No one wants to be excelled by his relatives.

When I was young they used to say people only threw stones at the tree that was loaded with fruit.