Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Life can be like a roller coaster with its ups and downs. What matters is whether you are keeping your eyes open or closed during the ride and who is next to you.

Free your hearts of anxiety, pain and anger, to have peace within your heart and soul.

Do what you can to help people but have the wisdom to accept your limits.

Separatism is a very healthy movement within culture. It's a disastrous movement within politics and economics.

I am the son of poor peasants who came at a very young age to live in Algeria. I only recently saw the place where they were born, near the city of Marrakech.

I was Marked by a very cute boy with terrible impulse control. I don't remember because I was basically unconscious but everyone was mad at him when I woke up. The end, love Clary.

Never shall my sad eyes again behold Those pleasures which my thoughts did then unfold.

Good and bad luck is a synonym in the great majority of instances, for good and bad judgment.

It is really a tightrope sort of thing, living.

Well, I know I'm back in America now. I've been knocked unconscious.