Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.

Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos.

The Bears treat offense as if its bubonic plague.

He is already past the high point in his life and coming down on the other side. By next week he'll be nostalgia. He's 12 years old, and it's over for him.

I've got about 27 gigs right now. I've got radio, I've got television, I've got The Washington Post.

We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if [Jaws] won the Super Bowl.

The players need to remember to run with their bodies above their legs.

I required kindness and sympathy, but I did not believe myself utterly unworthy of it.

Can we ever see the truth when desire blinds us? Or do we call it the truth because it is what we wish to see?

Law is not as disinterested as our concepts of law pretend

Affluence, unboundedness, and abundance are our natural states. We need only to restore the memory of what we already know.

Your woman pisses you off so that gets in there; that's rock n roll.

Part of the acting gig is when you're let loose some improvs and put stuff into your own words every once in a while. That doesn't get you a writing credit or more money. It just makes it more fun.

Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth.

Destruction is also creation.

I played futsal growing up in Baurd. In futsal you need to think quick and play quick so its easier for you when you move to normal football.

May it make your sorrow Easier for you to bear Knowing there are others Who understand and care.