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Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.


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Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.

Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.



Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.

Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.



Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.

Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.



Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.

Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.



So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.

So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.



Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.

Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.



Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?

Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?



Present a united front: YOU against the zombies.

Present a united front: YOU against the zombies.



Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight.

Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight.



You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living.

You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living.





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the poor dog, in life the firmest friend, the first to welcome, the foremost to defend.

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Modern reality TV sets up these competitive situations to show us real human nature.

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I totally think that the likelihood upon this whole galaxy and universe, we are the only ones... I don't think we are.

I totally think that the likelihood upon this whole galaxy and universe, we are the only ones... I don't think we are.



You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend.

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We should not have a petty regard for God's gifts, though we may and should despise our own imperfections.

We should not have a petty regard for God's gifts, though we may and should despise our own imperfections.



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I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school.

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Sometimes I joke around that if I weren't a musician, I would be a power lifter. I don't think people expect it from me because I'm little.

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Today's China is not in the least shut out from the rest of the world. Trends come to us from all over the world. And the Internet is really developed in China. We get news from all over the world.

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