Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

...and he smiled a lot. The smile did not mean that he was happy. It meant he was stronger than most people, and that he intended to take advantage of it.

Greece's history in the drachma was an up-and-down history, a roller coaster.

You may fail to shine in the opinion of others, both in our conversation and actions, from being superior, as well as inferior to them.

I think America, really, is over.

You not feeling me, fine. It costs you nothing, pay me no mind.

There is scarcely a crime before me that is not directly or indirectly caused by strong drink.

Convulsive anger storms at large; or pale And silent, settles into full revenge.

Everyone in Hollywood is seeking fame and fortune; it's in the water here. Everyone from young women to old men - they all want it.

If we are waiting for guaranteed courses of action, we may spend much of our life waiting.

I could hum Beatles songs before I could talk - not very well, but sort of.