Men are such cowards. They outrage every law in the world and are afraid of the world's tongue.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate.

Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald.

If I could take a punch like that, I might have been able to think up a name besides George for all my sons.

I think it's very unlikely that we're going to see a trade war between the United States and Mexico because it's in nobody's interest to see a trade war.

I will be a president in a skirt, but I will wear the pants.

Survivors are so often re-victimized by a system that demands they prove their purity and innocence.

Forgiving's a choice you make—a gift you give to somebody even if they don't deserve it. It costs nothing, but it makes you feel rich for giving it away.

Culture is very important to the Mavs.... It isn't about who talks the most or the loudest. It is about the demeanor and attitude he brings.

ISIS and radical Islamic terrorism will face no more determined foe than I will be.

And all the stories had, somewhere, the witch. The wicked old witch. And Tiffany had thought: Where's the evidence?