Men are the only animals that devote themselves day in and day out to making one another unhappy.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

Ali was the natural choice as he was the most respected Companion still alive and was related to Prophet in two ways

Always try to discover your destiny.

No character, however upright, is a match for constantly reiterated attacks, however false.

I'm not worried about walking the streets and looking over my shoulder because of something I might have said.

Being vegan doesn't make you a stronger, better athlete. But it allows you to make yourself a stronger, better athlete.

Einstein was always looking for a unifying principle for the universe. I think anxiety about hair is the unifying principle.

There are no excuses. There are no good reasons.

There are two ways of looking at the talking filibuster. My way is as a form of unanimous consent.

I am entirely confident that the extraordinary women we have running for us right across Canada will make excellent cabinet ministers.

Nothing so casts down the manly mind from it's height as the fondling of women and those bodily contacts which belong to the married state.