Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.

It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.

The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis.

I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.

Most of us don't know about happiness until it's over.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.

I've always believed that acting is instinct to start with; you either have it or you don't.

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything.

It is not an external enemy we dread. Our foe is shut up within ourselves. An internal warfare is daily waged by us.

Fortune definitely frowns upon all ill-gotten wealth, and often causes it to mysteriously evaporate.

We are obliged to love one another. We are not strictly bound to "like" one another.

I know I'm not a selfish player. People around me know I'm not a selfish player. I do everything I can to make people around me understand I'm not a selfish player.

We were cowards when we sacked him.

My tone and my style are reflected in the movies I choose to make. I want to make big movies. My dream is to be Jon Favreau or Ben Affleck.

We should evaluate judges and judicial nominees based on the general process for applying the law to any legal disputes, not on the specific result in a particular case or dispute.

Perfection never exists in reality, but only in our dreams.

My kids are Irish; I want them to grow up playing Gaelic football and learning Irish.