Men don't need linguistic talent

Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking.

Art has to move you and design does not, unless it's a good design for a bus.

If you put two brigades on the ground right now with U.S. forces, they would push ISIS back into Syria in a heartbeat.

Anyone can have bad sets. I saw one guy who I really love - I won't mention his name - gave a set that was really bad. And then one month later did the exact same set on our show and it was great.

Make the most out of every single day you have on earth and be thankful for them.

We simply don't know yet what's going to happen to the carbon in the atmosphere.

I get great joy from creating the perfect Norman Rockwell holiday. This is why I think I might be Martha Stewart's brother from another mother.

It's malarkey. When you tell people that the roof crushing in on your head is not the cause of injury, it's your head hitting the roof, it's laughable.

Is my strike zone bigger than others? Yeah. It might be bigger than others, but I don't have a problem with it.

I went to seven colleges. I was a professional transfer student. I had to drop out 'cause I couldn't see out the back window.