Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple reason that he has to suffer for it.

Books are best preserved in the minds of readers.

Talk to Me. For Me there is no sweeter prayer.

Never despair.

When I was doing theater, I was very successful at believing that I was great, God's gift to the theater.

I don't like being alone. I haven't been alone since I got a boyfriend.

I believe that the World Wide Web is, as a matter of fact, the noogenesis of the noosphere of the future. This is it!

Liars share with those they deceive the desire not to be deceived.

I have a hard time defending the production of candy, given that it is basically crack for children and makes them dependent in unwholesome ways.

Of the gods we believe, and of men we know, that by a necessary law of their nature they rule wherever they can.