Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card...

Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.

He held up his hand, and in it was... Oh, God. The neon-pink vibrator, glowing in the dark now. It was following her, stalking her, all the way down the yellow brick road to hell.

She wished now she'd brought that vibrator as a flashlight instead of leaving it on the couch.

Damn. A dead body. I hate it when that happens.

If I call him back here, " Cooper whispered in her ear, "will you crawl up my body again?

Playing the game is far more satisfying than reading the rules.

When I entered federal parliament at the end of 2007, I was appointed parliamentary secretary for disabilities.

Teachability and trust always leads to total obedience.

What.” Oh, for God’s sake. “Fine. Why wouldn’t it ever work out?” “Because I was, and I remain, utterly and completely and totally… in love with you.” Qhuinn’s mouth dropped open.

I have always felt like romantic comedies are incredibly predictable. You look at the poster and you know those two are ending up together at the end of the movie.

CHRISTIAN LIVING MOVES from what God has freely done for us in Christ to what we should freely do for others.

Success is a function of persistence and doggedness and the willingness to work hard.

True happiness must arise from well-regulated affections, and an affection includes a duty.

You're too important to just... die.

Love and joy are twins or born of each other.