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Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.


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When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.

When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.



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Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.



A conclusion is the place you get to when you’re tired of thinking.

A conclusion is the place you get to when you’re tired of thinking.



Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.



He knew he had no right to touch her, crave her like air, but he did both. And when he put his mouth on hers, he recognized the taste of her, like she'd been made just for him.

He knew he had no right to touch her, crave her like air, but he did both. And when he put his mouth on hers, he recognized the taste of her, like she'd been made just for him.



A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit the floor, his favorite place for panties.

A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit the floor, his favorite place for panties.



There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.

There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.



He felt his heart roll, exposing its underbelly. Nothing he could do about that. He was equipped to eliminate threats, protect and serve. Not to love. Never to love.

He felt his heart roll, exposing its underbelly. Nothing he could do about that. He was equipped to eliminate threats, protect and serve. Not to love. Never to love.



Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.



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Live as big as you can, with what you've got.





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