Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.

When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

A conclusion is the place you get to when you’re tired of thinking.

Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

He knew he had no right to touch her, crave her like air, but he did both. And when he put his mouth on hers, he recognized the taste of her, like she'd been made just for him.

A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit the floor, his favorite place for panties.

There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.

He felt his heart roll, exposing its underbelly. Nothing he could do about that. He was equipped to eliminate threats, protect and serve. Not to love. Never to love.

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.

Live as big as you can, with what you've got.

When Mother Nature turns on us, I hope that she doesn't show the same compassion that we, humans, show to the environment and all the other life here on Earth.

Those who take Risks overcome their Fears and Tears over the Years.

When Walt became all wrapped up in the theme parks and live-action films, we tried to get him interested in animation again, " recalls Frank Thomas, one of the Studio's "Nine Old

Our memories are independent of our wills. It is not so easy to forget.

The imagination needs moodling,--long, inefficient happy idling, dawdling and puttering.

The public, obviously, they takes things in a very simplest fashion and so they should. That's why we have such wonderful television.

The shame that arises from praise which we do not deserve often makes us do things we should otherwise never have attempted.

I was very dirty; I was a very dirty comic. There was no way I would have gotten on TV with the act I had when I first started.

Sketching is a continuing source of learning rather than a string of performances.

My mother was right when she said that turning pro would take away my youth.