Men have been trained and conditioned by women, not unlike the way Pavlov conditioned his dogs, into becoming their slaves.

What a great advantage a man can have over women, if he only knew what cold and calculating thoughts are going through her mind.... while her eyes are brimming with tears.

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. (Don't overdo it.)

When I speak in English, my expressions become different. My attitude, too. I'm not sure why, but there really is a difference. My hands move differently when I speak English.

Living in dreams of yesterday, we find ourselves still dreaming of impossible future conquests.

Maternal instinct, merely as an instinct, is unworthy of our superstitious reverence.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.

Whatever talents I possess may suddenly diminish or suddenly increase. I can with ease become an ordinary fool. I may be one now. But it doesn't do to upset one's own vanity.

I get tired of singing to the guys I beat up in motion pictures.

It seems to me, that's the only thing that ends up being really fulfilling or satisfying - your career.

This was the kind of job that made legends out of hunters. Of course, to be a legend, you generally had to be dead.

There's only one way to prep, so far as I know. You have your script, you hire the people you want, you find your locations and your setups, everybody shows up and you shoot the film.