Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

I would like to show that I have a heart, that I am a human being and I have feelings. And to be this kind of role model, not only for beauty pageants but also for life.

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.

Let's be honest, there are a lot of family movies; I like some of them, I don't like other ones.

When I look back at the Christian faith, I see that we have had to retranslate, almost reinvent ourselves a number of times.

I'm interested in the cultural thing - music, then eventually cinema. I think it's part of my struggle as a cultural worker. I'm not into the armed thing. I cannot be violent.

Love is dangerous in the best way possible.

Indian nationalism is not exclusive, nor aggressive, nor destructive.

Love, joy and peace for the world, that’s what I want...peace for the world and love.

To blame and accuse other people, is to choose to empower them, to control us.