Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

I have found my way, step by step, proceeding from touch points that have emerged, some through conscious choice and some through dream state discovery.

The business of imagined pleasure is associated with pain.

Keep your heart always warm.

I might not be physically strong.But I do believe that to survive, I need to be strong-willed.Which is more important in life?

Poverty Effeciency Syndrome are multiple negative poverty effects (Self induced effects, acquired, inherited..)

Journalism is not a profession, but a mission.

When you have kids you do grow up. I have just started realising it now-it changes the world, having children.

If I could just get over my issues of wanting people to like me.

Often, the roles I'm offered in England are melancholic women who are filled with regret for the past, regret for their fading beauty.

Tight pants are just uncomfortable.