Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

We always need a reason to live, and we pretend to have it.

Taking the safe road is good, but sometimes, you may miss what could be better. I’d rather love hard and get hurt then not really love at all.

Keep up with social media. Twitter and Facebook are both great ways to get your music out, especially internationally.

Some blessings come soon, some come late, and some don't come until heaven; but for those who embrace the gospel of Jesus Christ, they come.

I aim for weekly routines with clear goals but make sure I do some stuff that I think I'll value in the long run.

The degree to which we openly express our feelings should be governed, not by fear of reprisal, but by our commitment to loving others.

And, finally, as a Republican, I believe it is important to keep our word and keep our covenant, and that is exactly what we should do with the Wright amendment today.

We pride ourselves on all being unique shows.

Of course I'm ambitious. What's wrong with that? Otherwise you sleep all day.

The characteristic feature of all ethics is to consider human life as a game that can be won or lost and to teach man the means of winning.