Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

We all know what to do, but we don’t know how to get re-elected once we have done it.

It is the destiny of the mind to seek

Photographs shock insofar as they show something novel.

I wanted to work with Cate Blanchett. She is one of the five greatest movie actresses of her generation.

Shall we dance,friend of my heart?" We shall, little one.

I think acting is definitely the most fulfilling, because it's the most challenging in my mind.

Live in joy and love even among those who hate; live in joy and peace even among the troubled.

Even if the role is very far away from me, to try and make it as nakedly me as possible is an intriguing notion.

It is a pity that my collection of trophies contains not a single Russian.

I miss everything that makes up Panama. I don't have a preference. I love my country.