Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

She's pretty in a familiar kind of way that I forget to notice, until someone else notices and I'm reminded.

Not every problem can be solved. Some are okay simply to avoid. Go around the, go under them, whatever it takes to reach your higher goal. Sometimes you have to fail your way to success.

If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

College campuses have become fascist colonies of anti-American hate speech, hypersensitivity, speech codes, banded words and prohibited scientific inquiry.

I would seriously rather be in a long line at the DMV than eat with people I don't know.

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

I believe in characters that can be tangible, and that you can actually relate to.

The merit in action lies in finishing it to the end.

It is night, And it is vanity, and age Blackens the heart of Adam. Fear, The yellow chirper, beaks its cage.

It is so easy to be wrong-and to persist in being wrong-when the costs of being wrong are paid by others.