Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Thinking something does not make it true. Wanting something does not make it real.

I've learned... . That being kind is more important than being right.

It is inevitable that being unaware of the purpose for it is inevitable that being unaware of the purpose for your life, you will not be able to recover from being abandoned by your wife or husband

We live in a society where mutual respect and appreciation should be considered one of the pillars of modern life.

We are capable of performing the task.

I like to make blank pages darker. It's this thing I do.

It was the patient, cut-flower sound of a man who is waiting to die.

We have to keep letting go, and slowly and surely the great full life of God will invade us in every part, and men will take knowledge of us that we have been with Jesus.

I like to get where the cabbage is cooking and catch the scents.

What's my guilty pleasure? The thing is, I never feel guilty about pleasures.