Men want to make women happy.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

By reading books, you lose your old self and you find your new self! To read is to travel from self to another self!

When life stops you making progress, don't see it as a step backwards.Think of it as doing the Moonwalk.

I never wanted to run a company.To me a business is a good vehicle for getting stuff done. Mark Zuckerberg in The Facebook Effect written by David Kirkpatrick

Writing is saying to no one and to everyone the things it is not possible to say to someone.

I fear that I won't work in the theatre again. I'm sad about that. But I won't retire.

Talent comes with an individual name tag.

God may still be in His Heaven, but there is more than sufficient evidence that all is not right with the world.

I've studied film a lot, so I know much more about film than music, but I don't think I could have made films.

Like cats and ice cream, showers were among life's simple, uncomplicated pleasures.

I will cut all state taxes by at least one third.