Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Our self- development is all about cultivating the traits that we need to achieve our life purpose, success and to carry out our mission

If you understand what makes him tick-what is magic for him- then you can understand anyone

I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.

* The essential respect is the one in your own heart for yourself.

I think in the late '80s and early '90s horror was dead.

I suspected there would be a good-size crowd once the word got out about my hanging.

You ain't got to change the whole world. You just alter it a little bit and you redefine it into something beautiful.

Love is the common currency of the poor.

There aren't a lot of roles written for women who are strong willed.

In fact, a case could be made that worrying about a problem actually prevents you from resolving it, because it deceives your mind into thinking that you're doing something when really you're not.