Meow” means “woof” in cat.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

There's something about the processional nature of the architecture, of the rooms connecting rooms. It's just breathtaking.

It's not a little thing to lose your identification and who you believe yourself to be.

We live in a world where virtually everybody expects there's going to be some reasonable therapy for virtually any situation.

There must be some part of Man that is more than his daily round. Some part of him that will use his profit on a matter of no profit.

We hold on so tightly that our hands are unavailable to reach out for the happiness we could gain by letting go.

To be a flamboyant failure, that's better than being any kind of benign success

Only miracle is plain; it is in the ordinary that groans with the weight of glory.

Go ahead and do the impossible. It's worth the look on the faces of those who said you couldn't.

If one's conscience is willing to confess whatever sins have been committed, including the sin of unbelief, it will be sorrowful in a godly way, earnestly desiring the mercy of God.

There is a fundamental error in separating the parts from the whole, the mistake of atomizing what should not be atomized. Unity and complementarity constitute reality.