Messi is God, as a person and even more as a player. I knew him when he was a boy and I’ve watched him grow. He deserves it all.

Id rather be selling groundnuts in my village than play for a pathetic club like Chelsea FC

The most important thing for a forward is speed of thought. Top players read the game.

Tottenham, and I hope the English fans will forgive me, are a club in mid-table and I need more.

When I said Iniesta was the world's best, you laughed. Now you can see I'm right.

The best player in the world; whenever Iniesta is on the pitch he creates a spectacle.

Charisma without character is postponed calamity.

How is it possible, I think, to change so much and not be able to change anything at all?

Life is the leaves which shape and nourish a plant, but art is the flower which embodies its meaning

All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.

My favorite video game of all time is called 'Black Tiger'. It's a Capcom Dungeons and Dragons game from 1987. I have the actual arcade version sitting in my office.

If you help create the profits, you should be able to share in them, not just the executives at the top.

The wise man knows he doesn't know.

Hell hath no fury like a woman who has accidentally napped.

People often swear the first time they see my work. I like that.

I remember Zachary Quinto were just about to go and do So Notorious on VH1, and I was super unemployed, and I think we spent a lot of time talking about how we weren't particularly happy.