Metaphysicians are musicians without musical ability.

Logic is the last scientific ingredient of Philosophy; its extraction leaves behind only a confusion of non-scientific, pseudo problems.

In logic, there are no morals.

In science there are no 'depths'; there is surface everywhere.

Anything you can do, I can do meta

Let us be cautious in making assertions and critical in examining them, but tolerant in permitting linguistic forms.

It is indeed a surprising and fortunate fact that nature can be expressed by relatively low-order mathematical functions.

Let us be cautious in making assertions and critical in examining them, but tolerant in permitting linguistic forms.[Carnap’s famous plea for tolerance to which W.V. Quine took exception.]

You do not know just what you've been forgiven.

I was never the class clown or anything like that. When I was growing up and doing theatre in Seattle I was always doing very dramatic work... Now I can’t get a dramatic role to save my life!

Someone said to me, "How's your rabbit food?" I said, "Fine." ... "How's your vulture food?"

Expect your every need to be met. Expect the answer to every problem, expect abundance on every level.

I'm a commercial artist, both in music and art.

Human happiness konsists in having what yu want, and wanting what yu have.

All progress is precarious, and the solution of one problem brings us face to face with another problem.

Take a note: it usually works better if you wait until I do something stupid before getting mad at me.

You find out what you think by talking to yourself.

No matter what you do, do it to your utmost. I always attribute my success to always requiring myself to do my level best, if only in driving a tack in straight.