Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy.

To the intelligent man or woman, life appears infinitely mysterious. But the stupid have an answer for every question.

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds.

I hold no preference among flowers, so long as they are wild, free, spontaneous.

Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.

Civilization is a youth with a molotov cocktail in his hand. Culture is the Soviet tank or L.A. cop that guns him down.

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit.

There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Let us decorate the world with the pearls of a smile, diamonds of hope, and the rubies of love.

Tears are the words that the heart could not express, silent truths the eyes do confess.

If he’s not he should be by now. The things that happen to people we never really know. What happens in houses behind closed doors, what secrets—

Let us labor to make the heart grow larger as we become older as spreading oak gives more shelter.

As you study computer science you develop this wonderful mental acumen, particularly with relational databases, systems analysis, and artificial intelligence.

Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six

Anger devours almost all other good emotions. It deadens the soul. It numbs the heart to joy and gratitude and hope and tenderness and compassion and kindness.

There's nothing wrong with ankles. But only if you're playing football in the park.

Only the slow reader will notice the odd crowd of images-flier, butcher, seal-which have gathered to comment on the aims and activities of the speeding reader, perhaps like gossips at a wedding.