Mexico will pay for it [the wall], because they are not doing us any favors. They could stop all of this illegal trade if they wanted to immediately.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

We are treated exactly the way we expect to be treated by the world and its people.

Everytime I hold you is the last time I hold you, I've known that since the very first time.

Every man has two counties--his own and America.

We find it hard to believe that other people's thoughts are as silly as our own but they probably are.

Working in the entertainment industry exposes me to every current cosmetic fad.

When you spend your whole life traveling it does get really tedious and exhausting.

Ambition beats genius 99% of the time

I get off on a man with strong moral fiber. The closest Barrons ever gets to fiber is walking down the cereal aisle at the grocery store.

Fortunately, the mind is restless; when it uncovers a layer of its own deception, gives up an illusion, exposes a lie, it does not stand idle for long before the collapse of its earlier assumptions.

The earth yields up her stores, of every ill The instigators; iron, foe to man, And gold, than iron deadlier.