Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof I'm not willin' to try that.

You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.

The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive.

I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!

I travel every single day, but I make it a point to hit the gym. I want to look good for the summer.

Being called Angelina is like one of the worst things you could ever be called.

The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.

The art of statesmanship is to foresee the inevitable and to expedite its occurrence.

Psycho-galvonic experiments show clearly that every emotion or thought is always connected with some electrical current.

You have Obama that wants to play golf instead of deal with people.

The two elements of the suburban pattern that cause the greatest problems are the extreme separation of uses and the vast distances between things

Hearts starve as well as bodies; give us bread, but give us roses.

Gertrudis got on her horse and rode away. She wasn't riding alone--she carried her childhood beside her, in the cream fritters she had enclosed in a jar in her saddlebag

I don't even know if it's possible, but if it were, I'd like to make those kinds of old movies where the women were articulate and intelligent and flawed and witty.

The other person has wrong perceptions about himself and about us. And we have wrong perceptions about ourselves and the other person. And that is the foundation for violence and conflict and war.

I come over here and a lot of people are like, "What's with the new hair?" I'm like, "Y'all must not have been looking - every album, I change."