Michael Vick almost got hurt on the sideline.

Always a good clue when you see a quarterback's arm go forward and forward and the hand empty, it's an incomplete pass.

You can't just look at the back section of the newspaper or the sports section by itself. You need to understand everything that's going on.

I wrote six versions of a 30-second tease for an NBA game. You never get it right on the first try.

Those who serve others will be served.

Consciously or unconsciously, the only person you should compete with is you.

What are all these writers fighting for? For their own victory or for the victory of their profession?

If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.

I'm much more of a realist. I'm really practical. I'm the kind of person that calls my business manager and says, OK, if it were all to end today, how many months do I have to live?

I'll never make it, it will never happen, because they're never going to hear me 'cause they're screaming all the time.

I always wanted to be historical, from almost a baby on, I felt that way about it.

Nothing's perfect along the way [in life], and you ride the ups and downs. It's how you come out of those and continue on that I guess really matters.

Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner are the funniest dudes ever, and they have great careers on their own. They made great art in the '90s, and they still have dinner three times a week.

I think we shot the ball very well tonight, we just didn't get stops when we needed to. They hit 11 3-pointers in the third quarter. Sometimes when one person gets hot, everybody's hot.