Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

Find the willpower to begin work.

If you live by the grace of God and you constantly recognise His grace in your life, then your weakness turns into strength

I've known my lady (for she loves a tune) For fevers take an opera in June: And, though perhaps you'll think the practice bold, A midnight park is sov'reign for a cold.

In America, getting on in the world means getting out of the world we have known before.

I don't have one song that sounds like another one in my entire catalog.

I have been determined for the past couple of years to move away from all those Holiday programmes.

To enjoy - to love a thing for its own sake and for no other reason.

To excite opposition and inflame malevolence is the unhappy privilege of courage made arrogant by consciousness of strength.

We are rich only through what we give.

True love's the gift which God has given To man alone beneath the heaven: It is not fantasy's hot fire, Whose wishes soon as granted fly; It liveth not in fierce desire.