Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

The secret of happiness is freedom, the secret of freedom is courage.

To satisfy a want or a need, you must first go for it

I'm doing my best to raise my son and give him a nurturing, loving, and caring environment so he can grow up and be the best version of himself.

I do not want to found anything on the incomprehensible. I want to know whether I can live with what I know and with that alone.

Words, words, words! They shut one off from the universe. Three quarters of the time one's never in contact with things, only with the beastly words that stand for them.

Clary,” Jocelyn said. “I want you to meet Tessa Gray.

Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.

What does this mean 'mailer daemon'? Satan, are you messing with the e-mail system already?

My sister started acting professionally when she was twelve, but I wanted to go to college first

The safari was amazing, to actually see the elephants and the Lions up close and then right at the end to actually get in the cage with the Lion was one of the best moments of the tour.